Somewhere between the cocaine glimmer and the acidic blur my brain was melted by The No Shows by Tazbone… Wait have I even seen it?

–Chad Marshall

I Love Pelican Trash!
My ears are still bleeding and now I have two black eyes
courtesy the shirtless Samoan…..Best Show Ever!!!!!!!

–Ben Brough

“morgan fairchild? yeah, i fucked her.”

–Susanne Melanie Berry