Monthly Archives: May 2014
Casper Brindle
All my friends went to see Phil Collins and I got hammered and went to see Trim bastards and the speedos. You tell me who got to feel it in the air tonight! Wetsuit piss was so good it made me warm and tingly!
After seeing jesus loves fiberglass I became a believer!
Jesus loves fiberglass made me see the light, biatch.
When people were listening to salt and pepper I was getting my fill of Grommet and salt,yo! If you were chosen to see aloha bitches, and mean chosen, then you were the shit! If you were at el monte legion and saw storm drain drunks, well then you know what I’m talkin’ about.
–Casper Brindle
Jack McCoy
“I loved it when in the middle of the show the Bitchez took their tops off!” Barry “Eyeballs” Bulging ?
–Jack McCoy
Juanito Pelotas
Twin Fin Massacre @ Bondi Beach
“Yeah dude, that was epic. After the three gnarliest months ever in Indo, getting barreled everyday out of my mind, I went to Bondi beach to visit a girlfriend of mine and disconnect a little bit. My first nigh at Bondi Beach The Twin Fins played, bro, it was insane, yeah baby, far out, you know what I mean??
–Juanito Pelotas
PASSED ON BY GOMEZ BUENO
Nico Durante
Bikini Pintail @ Death Valley Skate Rink
Mannnn!!!!!!!! It was a three ring circus!!!! The best show ever!!! I think this is how the whole thing started: The Douches were playing and this chick is totally drunk and out of control in the first row, and then she through her bikini top to the stage, and landed on Pete´s face (the drummer), he played for as long as he could with the bra on his faces and then he put it inside his mouth and started chewing it, I guess he must been a little drank as well because he puke something that looked like 6 carnitas burritos, the chick didn´t like it one bit and climbed top less to the stage (I forgot to mention that she was quite huge) and started punching Pete on the face but he kind of like it, then all the audience started to cheer for the big chick, that loved the attention and started hula dancing, soon there were 25 or 30 top less girls dancing on stage. When the Douches finish their set the Long John Kneeboards started but the crowd didn´t care, everybody wanted more topless dancing so people started going up the stage and throwing the musicians out… The Grommets felt the pressure and started their gig totally naked… Nice effort but it was too late, 95% of the crowd was drunk and pissed. When the Bikinis got on stage it was Fallujah
–Nico Durante
PASSED ON BY GOMEZ BUENO
Jamie Brisick
Aloha Bitches at the Cayucos Velodrome, never forget it: the Camaros in the parking lot, the sixer of tall boys stashed in the pockets of my down jacket, the watermelon Jolly Rancher I gave to Julie and the red smile she gave me when the first song kicked in… the swaying of the crowd like the push and pull of shorebreak, the tongue kiss I found myself locked in when the first bars of “Hang Ten or Die” trickled in, not with Julie, but with Julie’s friend, Vicki, a big surprise that led to me in the middle of a tug o war between the two hottest girls in 11th grade, a burst of confidence in my dreadful teens. It’s not often you lose your virginity in a slam dance pit. And even less often that you lose it twice. I thank the Bitches.
–Jamie Brisick
Chad Marshall
Somewhere between the cocaine glimmer and the acidic blur my brain was melted by The No Shows by Tazbone… Wait have I even seen it?
–Chad Marshall
Ben Brough
I Love Pelican Trash!
My ears are still bleeding and now I have two black eyes
courtesy the shirtless Samoan…..Best Show Ever!!!!!!!
–Ben Brough